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| "You're not cleared for that." | |
| Life is a terminal illness. Have a nice day! | |
| Nobody can say nothing is imposible. I bet that they can't make you think............ | |
| laugh makes life longer | |
| Cool down! I don't have two hands! | |
| This quote sucks.... | |
| "The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps." -- Benjamin Disraeli | rocks |
| "Not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck." - Dalai Lama | rocks |
| Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk. | rocks |
| The road to success is always under construction. | rocks |
| "In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular." -- Laurence J. Peter | rocks |
| "Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want." | rocks |
| Running with the heard is fine... until the herd runs over the edge of a cliff. | rocks |
| I never learned from a man who agreed with me. Heinlein | rocks |
| Beware of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and miss. Heilein | |
| "He lies here, somewhere." - physicist Werner Heisenberg's headstone | rocks |
| "Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there" - Will Rogers | rocks |
| I want my kids to have all that I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. | rocks |
| Flush twice, it's a long way to Apple Inc. | |
| Nothing is impossible for the man that doesn't have to do it himself. | rocks |
| Before you can win, you have to not lose -Vince Lombardi | |
| An average pencil is 7 inches long with a 1/2" erasure. Clearly, optimism is alive! | |
| "Household tasks are easier and quicker when they are done by somebody else." - James Thorpe | rocks |
| Everyone is a pacifist between wars. It's like beign a vegetarian between meals. | rocks |
| Human beings want to be good, but not too good, and not quite all the time. - George Orwell | rocks |
| "Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge." -- Charles Darwin | rocks |
| The voice inside my head has a stutter..... its realy annoying. | |
| Don't play dumb. I'm better at it than you. | |
| Stress is waking up screaming and realizing that you havn't fallen asleep yet. | rocks |
| For a list of the ways technology has failed to improve quality of life, please press 3. | rocks |
| "It's a dog eat dog world, and by golly, we better make sure we're the dog." | |
| Shortest book in the world. 'My Thoughts' by George Bush Jr. | |
| “The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn’t being said.”– Peter Drucker | rocks |
| Prayer: when you talk to God. Schizophrenia: God talks back. | rocks |
| The future, according to scientists, will be exactly like the past, only far more expensive. | rocks |
| If going to church makes you a christian dose going to the garage make you a car? | rocks |
| "Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it."- Henry David Thoreau | rocks |
| "The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." -- Albert Einstein | rocks |
| Make awkward sexual advances not war | |
| "If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door." -- Milton Berle | rocks |
| "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."- Mark Twain | rocks |
| Work is the curse of the drinking classes - Oscar Wilde | rocks |
| "It's the friends you can call up at four a.m. that matter." -- Marlene Dietrich | rocks |
| "The only reason some people get lost in thought is that it's unfamiliar territory"-Paul Fix | rocks |
| "You can fool too many of the people too much of the time." -- James Thurber | rocks |
| "Your time is limited, so don't waste it living somebody else's life." - Steve Jobs | |
| "Even people who want to go to heaven don't want to die to get there." - Steve Jobs | rocks |
| "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get." -- Warren Buffett | rocks |
| "I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here." -- Stephen Bishop | rocks |
| "Experience is the teacher of all things." -- Julius Caesar | rocks |
